WHAT is going on? Gallery no pics, Google contacts disappear.... Internal corruption

Long story short, I've flashed a bunch of Roms. And every Rom I try I get two errors constantly ::

1) Gallery displays 0 pics/videos then FC! (I have plenty of pics and videos

2) My contacts disappear and I only see numbers,

Both of these issues persist EVEN AFTER a full complete wipe of everything, internal and full wipes..... I even started from scratch!!

WTF, I am beyond pissed off! Running Greenify, Amplify and Xposed with Sultans Unofficial CyanogenMod, stock everything

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