*In the year 2709*
The new Samsung Galaxy S700.
Completely holopgraphic and transparent.
So thin it can slice an atom. (We're doomed.)
With 128YB (Yottabytes) of internal storage, you'll never run out of space.
And with 16384YB of RAM, performance will ALWAYS be up-to-date.
It's so good at picking up reception that you can Snapchat your friends during your trip to Pluto, without Intergalactic Roaming or WiFi.
True 70G speeds ensure that you will have speedy connectivity, no matter where you are.
The new camera can take 9001-megapixel photos and record 1024K video at 6,000,000,000,000 frames per second.
The new front-facing camera lets you take 6000-megapixel selfies and record yourself at 256K resolutions.
The new 845" display let's you see everything, and with a 1024K resolution, you'll forget that the pixels are even there.
With a 733THz 1024-bit 4096-core processor, lag will be impossible for at least another 100 years.
Starting at ,999,999,999,999 (9 in 2015) for the 128YB model, without a contract. (,999,999,999,999 for a 2-year contract.)
The new Samsung Galaxy S700.
Completely holopgraphic and transparent.
So thin it can slice an atom. (We're doomed.)
With 128YB (Yottabytes) of internal storage, you'll never run out of space.
And with 16384YB of RAM, performance will ALWAYS be up-to-date.
It's so good at picking up reception that you can Snapchat your friends during your trip to Pluto, without Intergalactic Roaming or WiFi.
True 70G speeds ensure that you will have speedy connectivity, no matter where you are.
The new camera can take 9001-megapixel photos and record 1024K video at 6,000,000,000,000 frames per second.
The new front-facing camera lets you take 6000-megapixel selfies and record yourself at 256K resolutions.
The new 845" display let's you see everything, and with a 1024K resolution, you'll forget that the pixels are even there.
With a 733THz 1024-bit 4096-core processor, lag will be impossible for at least another 100 years.
Starting at ,999,999,999,999 (9 in 2015) for the 128YB model, without a contract. (,999,999,999,999 for a 2-year contract.)
